Celebrity sporting gossip

We hear that Ryan Ostler is turning his attention to designing extreme threads for the next World Cup, he's been talking to UK style guru Beckham over a red, white and blue thong with a matching vest. Robbie Williams has decided to trade in his singing career to join Pete Doherty in training, the two hope to join the next England World Cup squad. Wayne Rooney has decided to quit football all together in a bid to take up a singing career in a new Brit-pop boy band. This is quite interesting as we've never heard him talk nor did we see his lips move when the rest of the squad were miming God Save The Queen.

Johnny Roger

Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom and Keira Knightley spent more than an hour chatting to thousands of fans in the sweltering London heatwave last night at the premiere of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest. Knightley was practically exposing herself in a golden Gucci number which was hanging off of her narrowing frame. Security staff sprayed water over the crowd to help them cool off, more due to the heat than Keira's Gucci dress. Keira said: "It's quite crazy out there. It's really hot and I feel so sorry for all those people who have been standing out there all day." Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest is comes out in UK cinemas on 6 July.

Celebrity Football

We know nothing about football apart from that the top players have now reached celebrity status and probably earn too much money, thus taking their eye off the ball and making even more money from sponsorship, branding and advertising deals. So what is our prediction? A France Italy final, an early French goal with nice guy Zidane losing it and getting sent off, leading to extra time and penalties. A close run game with Italy just managing to win. I wonder what odds we'll get this late into the finals. Whatever happens we're sure that the top players from the losing sides will reap the rewards of even more deals from the top fashion brands, whilst the WAG's (wives and girlfriends) continue to support the cause in their self inflicted addiction to shopping. Meow!