Tiny Victoria

Her husband is one of the biggest names in football, but when David Cameron tried to greet Victoria Beckham at a pre-World Cup party with a kiss he claimed, "She is very thin, I nearly missed her."

Footballers Wives

Breaking celebrity lifestyle news........Darryl Hannah has moved into a walnut tree in California, we have it on good authority that it is not a permanent move. Meanwhile, Bianca Kajlich is looking good to win the official World Cup in the footballers wives stakes, although strictly not a 'wife' she is the fiancee of USA's Landon Donovan. Poor Posh Becks does not look good in the running whilst Vogue cover girl Coleen McLoughlin is keeping the smile on Wayne Rooney's face as she is tipped to be in the official Sexiest Footballer's Wife top ten....Although she is not his wife either!

Ostler back

Brave man Ryan Ostler pulled his brand from public view during the last year, his surf, skate and snowboard clothing brand was removed from retailers, the printing presses stopped churning out his catalogues and he even pulled the plug on his online store, in fact everything showing Ostler's name was removed from public contact......apart from the man himself. Well we've tracked him down and he's about to re-launch his brand. In a recent interview with the man himself, Ostler said "We don't do things half-way. That's not how "Ostler" became the brand it is." He added "There seems to be a lot of public interest regarding the clothing, and lately, about my personal life. I have been concentrating on making sure things go really well with the clothing production and this re-modeling stage of "Ostler." I've been made aware of the gossip about me, but I don't pay attention. It's gossip. It's the tabloids. That's their job, I guess. I just live my life, like anybody else." The website www.ostlerusa.com promises to offer everything from the "Ostler" brand of surf, skate and snowboard threads. Expected launch Monday, June 19th 2006.....but don't take our word for it!

£25 billion to charity

The world's richest man, Bill Gates is giving up his day job to concentrate on charity work. The Beckhams are obviously following his lead after our comments last month, they are now getting involved in all sorts of charity events and auctions, no sign of Victoria's £8million Bulgari (BVLGARI) necklace as yet.

Kate sick again

Latest breaking celebrity gossip......Bobby Gillespie saves Kate's hair whilst she's throwing up back stage at the Isle of Wight festival. No one is sure if it was too much booze, Gillespie's piggy-back ride, the heat, the fairground rides, Simon Le Bon's yacht or watching the Foo Fighters that made her queasy.....possibly a combination.....anyway word is she looked pretty good afterwards. Celebrity gossip and fashion round-up You should be wearing a baby doll dress in this weather (well that is if you're female, or just feel like it anyway!) If you're not brave enough guys Paul Smith has some perfect trunks for you this season. Look out! High-waist jeans will be making a comeback soon.....Yikes! Keira Knightley has launched a fashion mag called Luna. Versace is due to kit out private jets for the rich and famous. Louise Redknapp thanks Robbie Williams for her baby & marriage! (we'll hopefully have more on that soon) Jean Paul Gaultier and H&M will be creating outfits for Madonna's latest tour. DKNY have gone all retro-chic on the sunglasses front whilst John Cleese announces his retirement....more as we have it. Entertainment