Ostler spies out

Tons of people are apparently trying to get hired as Ryan's next assistant as "J" becomes history. Ostler was recently spotted going out with a huge group to a Japanese steak-house, he was "hooked up with a cute blonde that has a southern accent"....maybe he was interviewing her to the position! He's also been seen coming and going from a recording studio. Rumour has it he's recording an album. Pics to follow soon...... Thanks to our roving reporter for the above. Have a great day!

Where is all the gossip?

Ryan Ostler's latest squeeze, Madonna, Madonna's new baby, George Michael's public spliff, Jennifer Aniston's pregnancy, Keith Urban's rehab....................... Sorry for the delay, it's all coming soon. We're going through a few changes, we're also thinking of letting our valued readers add their own celebrity gossip.

Cut it out sis

Ana, Jake Shears and co received rapturous applause at the Koko club in Camden last night, despite a verbal assault on the Jackson's. Ana Matronic slated Janet Jackson calling her a "crack whore." Following it up with "But we do love the Jackson family though." The American glam rock band entertained the frenzied crowd with oldies Comfortably Numb & Laura. Filthy Gorgeous was the climax as Ana dedicated it "to all the trannies out there." Scissor Sisters were at Koko Club, London for the MTV Video Music Awards Live.

Doherty Eviction

Pete Doherty is being evicted from his £350,000 east London flat. The Babyshambles singer is said to owe over £10,000 in rent. Apparently Pete has trashed the flat in scenes reminiscent of the punk era, the walls are covered in graffiti and blood. He's not too bothered at the moment as he is comfortably undergoing rehab in The Priory, after which it looks like Pete has two options left, Kate Moss's pad or prison. Tough choice Pete?

The Daily Happy is back

Sorry for the extended absence. The Daily Happy has been caught up in some legal wrangles over a story sent in by one of our dedicated fans. This led to an embargo on the juicy celebrity gossip that we had planned to publish. Anyway, we are now back, unscathed and ready to publish the juiciest gossip from around the globe. This time around we are broadening our reach to not just include celebrity gossip, we'll publish anything that is topical, so please let us have everything that you have.