Celebrity Traffic

Abigail Clancy has been dumped by the lanky football star Peter Crouch. 25 year old Crouch was so ashamed at her behaviour during the World Cup as she spent the players cash on drugs rather than designer clothes and handbags. "She's 100 per cent dumped. The relationship is over," announced a close friend. Justin Timberlake has also been hit by the drug culture as he shattered his wholesome image by admitting he takes drugs. "done way too many drugs". Justin, in Britain to promote his second album, commented in an interview this week, "I've done way too many drugs." Is that any way to promote an album? or is he trying Kate Moss's approach to self promotion? Chris Martin of Coldplay also admitted something sinister this week, he likes to take public transport to his gigs, he reckons that it gets him so wound up when he's on a bus stuck in traffic that it improves his on stage performance. "It makes me more determined to get on-stage and really deliver a show that makes it all worthwhile for everyone."

Stars Cars

After thirty years one of the most exciting events in the UK has to be the British International Motor Show. The show is going to be full of celebrities and the organisers have decided to throw one big party in the form of Dock Rock. Driving home the sounds over the ten days will be a host of acts masterminded by Harvey Goldsmith, including A-HA, Van Morrison, UB40, Roxy Music, Simple Minds, Sugababes, Katherine Jenkins, Jools Holland & his rhythm & blues orchestra and The Australian Pink Floyd. The ExCel Dock is about to rock. Meanwhile the big motor companies are on the brand-wagon and searching for top celebrity faces to mention when it comes to who drives their vehicles. So who drives what? Maria Sharapova seems to be rather fond of big chunky vehicles from the Land Rover stable, apparently a big fan of the latest Freelander 2, although she does admit to having Range Rovers after becoming addicted on her first drive at the age of 15! Celebrity fans of the green scene include Hollywood Toyota Prius drivers Billy Crystal, Harrison Ford, Julia Roberts, Leonardo diCaprio and Cameron Diaz. King of cool, Bryan Ferry is just down right greedy when it comes to cars, he's gone from a 1957 Studebaker to a series of Morris Minor convertibles, 1989 Corvette, Land Rover Defender, BMW Mini, and he reckons that the best car he has ever owned was the long-wheel base Audi A8. That's all coming from the man whose band, Roxy Music, toured in a big old clunky Daimler in the seventies.

Celebrity Bonus

Ok so the WAG's have gone over the top spending their celebrity football players wages, the UK wives and girlfriends have shamed the rest of the world with their extravagant shopping habits. So what do you do? You've just been paid your annual bonus or cashed in a few of your stock options. For starters there's the Bugatti Veyron watch at just £100,000, the equivalent car with the same name will set you back a cool one million Euros, so it's a snip. Only 150 of the Parmigiani watches are up for grabs and Ralph Lauren got the first so you'll have to be quick. Or you could go for the the top of the mobile bunch and bag yourself a bargain with a new Vertu mobile phone at just £3,650 or how about a stainless steel Nokia 8800 Aston Martin mobile? TAG Heuer have launched the Monoca Vintage Limited Edition, only 4,000 will be produced, feature the red, white and blue bands of the driving suit that Steve McQueen wore in the 70's classic film Le Mans.

Here comes Spiderman

Sienna Miller and co-star James Franco caught snogging....again.

Jude Law's on-off squeeze Miller was photographed having a full on lip lock with 'Spider-Man' star Franco in Toronto, Canada recently.

The movie couple are in the Canadian city filming the comedy 'Camille' and according to eye witnesses looked "very into each other" as they took in a movie, concert and dinner.

Earlier this year, Sienna Miller was allegedly getting over friendly with another co-star, Hayden Christensen. It's also not the first time for James Franco to be seen cavorting with Miller in public.

Celebrity sporting gossip

We hear that Ryan Ostler is turning his attention to designing extreme threads for the next World Cup, he's been talking to UK style guru Beckham over a red, white and blue thong with a matching vest. Robbie Williams has decided to trade in his singing career to join Pete Doherty in training, the two hope to join the next England World Cup squad. Wayne Rooney has decided to quit football all together in a bid to take up a singing career in a new Brit-pop boy band. This is quite interesting as we've never heard him talk nor did we see his lips move when the rest of the squad were miming God Save The Queen.