Doherty Eviction

Pete Doherty is being evicted from his £350,000 east London flat. The Babyshambles singer is said to owe over £10,000 in rent. Apparently Pete has trashed the flat in scenes reminiscent of the punk era, the walls are covered in graffiti and blood. He's not too bothered at the moment as he is comfortably undergoing rehab in The Priory, after which it looks like Pete has two options left, Kate Moss's pad or prison. Tough choice Pete?

The Daily Happy is back

Sorry for the extended absence. The Daily Happy has been caught up in some legal wrangles over a story sent in by one of our dedicated fans. This led to an embargo on the juicy celebrity gossip that we had planned to publish. Anyway, we are now back, unscathed and ready to publish the juiciest gossip from around the globe. This time around we are broadening our reach to not just include celebrity gossip, we'll publish anything that is topical, so please let us have everything that you have.

oh la la Ryan

Anyone recognise these lovely ladies? Ask Ryan Ostler maybe he'll be able to help you out with the answer! Meanwhile for all of our screaming Ostler fans we promise to be delivering the very latest Hollywood gossip to you real soon. Of course that means that you have to come up with some juicy stuff ASAP. Come on you know who you are!

Spiderman

Ben Affleck needed hospital treatment after being bitten by a poisonous spider. Afflect was apparently taking a rest in his dressing room when the eight legged beast crawled into one of his shoes for a siesta, after putting on his shoe he got bitten and his foot swelled to the size of a balloon. Hollywood gossip just doesn't get any better than this!

Breaking nudes

Rumour has it that the post production team had to airbrush down certain areas of Brandon Routh's body for the latest Superman film. Now Playgirl have offered Routh £275,000 to get his cape (and the rest) off. The new Superman has not responded at the speed of light to the generous offer and is believed not to be that comfortable with nudity.

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