London Glamour:oke!

Those sing-along TV shows are getting worse. It’s not so much that the desperate never-have-been contestants can’t sing but more the outfits they sport. The words ‘showbiz’ and ‘Primark’ clearly don’t mix. But at Glamour:oke, there isn’t a stitch of shiny, flab-grabbing, B.O.-inducing acrylic in sight. Run by club supremo Charlotte Cutler and TV personality Nick Ede, this karaoke requires your chicest outfit. Whether you fancy a James Blunt lullaby or a full-on Whitney warbler, there’s an eclectic mix of songs to choose from — and some classic celebrity guest judges to tell you how you’re doing. (Can you beat Russell Grant and Anne Diamond for sheer glamour?) Don’t worry if your singing isn’t up to Eurovision standards, after copious cocktails you’ll be ready to grab the diamond-encrusted mic and do your thing. And, no matter how much you drink, you’ll still look better than any trollop on the telly. Glamour:oke at Sin (144 Charging Cross Road) from 7.30pm. The next night is Thursday 6th April. R.S.V.P. to Glamour:oke.

The Daily Happy

It's official, The Daily Happy subscriber numbers have grown to over 30,000 in a few short months. Thanks for all of the kind messages, support...... and gossip! This week....... something for the guys and girls......don't miss Heidi Klum on The Daily Happy......and don't miss Mothers Day!

Green Scene

Announced today...................French buying of the green. L'Oreal, the French cosmetic giant has announced that it is to buy The Body Shop for 940 million euros. Your lipstick may never be tested on animals again. Green, according to the Irish legend, attracts fairies and help crops. The seamróg (meaning summer plant) or Shamrock as we know it symbolises the birth of springtime. It became an emblem of rebellion and the "wearing of the green" was punishable...death by hanging put a dampers on things for a while . Well, whatever, if you're Anita Roddick, want to attract some fairies, help the garden grow or just have a hoot. Happy St Patrick's Day, I'm sure there will be a few sore heads in the morning.....Keep the faith!

A Muse Yourself

What will yours say? BECKS, VB, KM, LL, MUM or simply YSL. Get your very own personalised YSL Muse. Kate Moss has one and so does Lindsay Lohan. Soon everyone will have one, so protect yourself from unsightly scenes and cases of mistaken identity, be sure that the one you're dancing around on the next girls night out is yours, get it personalised now......for FREE! Saturday 25th March - Drop into the YSL boutique on Bond Street Street, select the latest Muse, retailing at £645 and YSL will emboss it with your chosen initials free of charge......just in time for Mothers Day! (If you already own a Muse just take it along on the day and they'll emoss it for free as well).

It's so last week!

Paris Fashion Week We can't resist gossiping about Miu Miu's latest show in Paris - full of structure and gloriously wearable new trends. Skin is pasty, lips are red, skirts are a decent length - here is fashion that anyone can get away with, whether you've got an Oscars invite or not! This Week We're Mostly Complaining About... .... Madonna telling Lourdes that she kissed Britney to transfer her pop powers. Come on, Mrs Ritchie. Couldn't you think of anything better? We're not looking forward to her next children's book...... The way our new Spring shoes (flat pumps, btw) aren't coping with the English Spring weather. We're having to wear our gorgeous red ballet pumps indoors. Nicole Richie doesn't have this problem. Wellies, anyone?